barf shogun.

penguins, clam bakes and midgets
February 7

and let’s not forget part 2.

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this is just outstanding.

the shogun is floored.

February 6
if you got this card in your pile, can’t nobody fuck with you, in ANY card game.  drop it while playing poker, see what happens.

if you got this card in your pile, can’t nobody fuck with you, in ANY card game.  drop it while playing poker, see what happens.

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“ :: Barfs up a sea turtle, smashes it with a hammer; it turns into fifty gold coins. Polishes the gold coins, brings them to the bank; has them exchanged for 20,000 Peruvian pesos. Goes to Peru, uses 5,251 pesos to buy a Cher CD and the remainder to buy a burro. Rides burro into the Andes, finds an appropriate peak. Breaks the CD and uses the shards to blind himself. Barfs again. :: dj squid
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o noes yoes

  • barf: YOUR PLAYED 80'S ATTITUDE I SCORCH AND PISS ON / RISE ABOVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY FART PROWESS LIVES ON / DON'T TOUCH THE MAGICALLY ALIGNED PARAKEET POOSHITS I GOT DIBS ON / O U WANNA PLEI N STEAL MY PARAKEET POOSHITS? YO IT IS ON
  • sasquatch: I flow a spit pond, my man makes a barf river / bananamal be droppin' it on all you fake-ass hard -- / nilla wafer eaters, the crazy creature, who ate a cheetah / and may complete a sentence that mentions Malaysian beavers
  • barf: THE RAP CLEAVER, CUTTIN MCS INTO LOOPS / SPINNIN 'EM AROUND UNTIL THEY BARF AND THEY POOP / THINK THEY SO RUFF WIT THEY BEETZ AND THEY STYLE / SO I GOTTA ARM THE CANNON AND SPRAY SHIT FOR AWHILE / CANTANKEROUS WILD MARMOTGEDDON ANUS RHYME SALAD BAR / THE POTPOURRI OF WORDS RETURNIN LIGHT TO FADING PALLID STARS
February 5
this unfathomably profound artistic masterpiece won the “most random anything ever” award, the highest honor at the “most random anything anywhere olympics” in taiwan hell yi

this unfathomably profound artistic masterpiece won the “most random anything ever” award, the highest honor at the “most random anything anywhere olympics” in taiwan

hell yi

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oh yeh yeh yeh fuk u

oh yeh yeh yeh fuk u

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nothing anyone could ever do at any time for any reason could ever hope to come anywhere near anything remotely close to being on par with this song and video.

ever.

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“ attention restaurant customers…testicles. that is all. peter griffin
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wow.

  • barf: im sittin on a hill, knittin pants wit fred savage / tried to make me take a pill hidden in some ill cabbage / stood up n smacked him, fuck off, ya lyin wino / flustered n offended, i took of on a flyin rhino
  • sasquatch: got so cracked out that we garbled our words / and found ourselves playing pokemon cards with some nerds / tried to peel out in a pizza-truck, started to swerve / crashed and leaked gas from my ass -- the farts were absurd / the cardigans heard, and sampled my ass for a song / we took a quick listen while squid was packin the bong / shit was wack and too long, shit wasn't even workin / so i called them cats back and straight smacked nina persson
  • sasquatch: i was like, "sorry, you was pissin me off, bitch" / all was well when i showed her my magnificent sausage / took me to sweden, where i diddled an ostrich / wanted to take it home, but it was too big to fit in my closet
  • barf: LMAO
  • sasquatch: ravenous rutebega onslaught
  • sasquatch: premiering this year at the sundance film festival