February 2009
11 posts
“:: Barfs up a sea turtle, smashes it with a hammer; it turns into fifty gold...”
– dj squid
o noes yoes
barf: YOUR PLAYED 80'S ATTITUDE I SCORCH AND PISS ON / RISE ABOVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY FART PROWESS LIVES ON / DON'T TOUCH THE MAGICALLY ALIGNED PARAKEET POOSHITS I GOT DIBS ON / O U WANNA PLEI N STEAL MY PARAKEET POOSHITS? YO IT IS ON
sasquatch: I flow a spit pond, my man makes a barf river / bananamal be droppin' it on all you fake-ass hard -- / nilla wafer eaters, the crazy creature, who ate a cheetah / and may complete a sentence that mentions Malaysian beavers
barf: THE RAP CLEAVER, CUTTIN MCS INTO LOOPS / SPINNIN 'EM AROUND UNTIL THEY BARF AND THEY POOP / THINK THEY SO RUFF WIT THEY BEETZ AND THEY STYLE / SO I GOTTA ARM THE CANNON AND SPRAY SHIT FOR AWHILE / CANTANKEROUS WILD MARMOTGEDDON ANUS RHYME SALAD BAR / THE POTPOURRI OF WORDS RETURNIN LIGHT TO FADING PALLID STARS
“attention restaurant customers…testicles. that is all.”
– peter griffin
wow.
barf: im sittin on a hill, knittin pants wit fred savage / tried to make me take a pill hidden in some ill cabbage / stood up n smacked him, fuck off, ya lyin wino / flustered n offended, i took of on a flyin rhino
sasquatch: got so cracked out that we garbled our words / and found ourselves playing pokemon cards with some nerds / tried to peel out in a pizza-truck, started to swerve / crashed and leaked gas from my ass -- the farts were absurd / the cardigans heard, and sampled my ass for a song / we took a quick listen while squid was packin the bong / shit was wack and too long, shit wasn't even workin / so i called them cats back and straight smacked nina persson
sasquatch: i was like, "sorry, you was pissin me off, bitch" / all was well when i showed her my magnificent sausage / took me to sweden, where i diddled an ostrich / wanted to take it home, but it was too big to fit in my closet
barf: LMAO
sasquatch: ravenous rutebega onslaught
sasquatch: premiering this year at the sundance film festival
