barf shogun.

penguins, clam bakes and midgets

wow.

  • barf: im sittin on a hill, knittin pants wit fred savage / tried to make me take a pill hidden in some ill cabbage / stood up n smacked him, fuck off, ya lyin wino / flustered n offended, i took of on a flyin rhino
  • sasquatch: got so cracked out that we garbled our words / and found ourselves playing pokemon cards with some nerds / tried to peel out in a pizza-truck, started to swerve / crashed and leaked gas from my ass -- the farts were absurd / the cardigans heard, and sampled my ass for a song / we took a quick listen while squid was packin the bong / shit was wack and too long, shit wasn't even workin / so i called them cats back and straight smacked nina persson
  • sasquatch: i was like, "sorry, you was pissin me off, bitch" / all was well when i showed her my magnificent sausage / took me to sweden, where i diddled an ostrich / wanted to take it home, but it was too big to fit in my closet
  • barf: LMAO
  • sasquatch: ravenous rutebega onslaught
  • sasquatch: premiering this year at the sundance film festival